Detective Sheridan Alexander

Detective Sheridan Alexander

Let’s face it, Detective Sheridan Alexander was never going to be a high fashion model or a beauty queen, or voted most likely to succeed, or win the nobel prize (in ANY category), or become a merit scholar, or receive accolades for her creativity (even though her idea of ‘Genetically Altered Zombie Frogs in Puberty’ was waaaay before ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’), or win the Betty Crocker cook-off with her marshmallow and chocolate chip cookies, which unfortunately “ruined” a PBS test kitchen when the marshmallows melted into the heating element causing a “short”, and “flames”, which required the help of a “professional fire dept”. She will not win Miss Congeniality, or become a famous athlete, a rocket scientist, or own a social networking site. She is the shortest detective to receive her certificate via the interwebs.