Detective Mae Kowalski

Detective Mae Kowalski

Detective Mae Kowalski is a riddle wrapped in an enigma smothered with mystery sauce. Rarely seen, she is presently working undercover, pretending to be another officer who has gone undercover with an international Silly Bandz™ smuggling operation. Kowalski believes that the only good perp is, well, someone who is not a perp at all. She is out there every day cleaning up our filthy streets, because someone has to. You’d think that criminals were raised in a barn or something…

In her free time, Mae Kowalski enjoys jet skiing, knitting ferret sweaters, and square dancing. Last year, she came in third in the Official World Series of Strip Poker.