Detective Lonnie Roberts

Detective Lonnie Roberts

Cop. Anger manager. Life coach. Former R&B sensation. Current gospel sensation. Eight months sober. Time bomb.

Little is known about the origin of Lonnie Geodude Roberts, but one thing is for sure: he is known all around the world for his ridiculously short fuse. In August of 2008 he was put on suspension for arresting eight toddlers who, according to his own report, “would not shut up and listen”. The toddlers were released two years later on probation. Lonnie Roberts is also a freelance litigator.