Detective Hieronymus D. Wilson

Detective Hieronymus D. Wilson

Detective Wilson has worked tirelessly for 15 years to eradicate the crusty scum of lawlessness with the equally crusty loofah of justice. He is unafraid to work undercover and outside the bounds of the law, most notably when he spent three years in the Minus World of Super Mario Bros. He is fully trained in the martial arts (hapkido watercolor is his favorite), and he is certified to carry a concealed potato cannon. He hopes one day to put all criminals behind bars, so he will finally have time to finish his Twilight fanfic.

If you’re working with Detective Wilson on an investigation, ask him about his middle name.