Detective Cooper Montana

Detective Cooper Montana

Cooper Montana spent most of his life on the wrong side of the law, most recently convicted of selling placebo suntan lotion. After his release, he joined the police force on the recommendation of his probation officer. Known to those closest to him as “Coop” he lives life by the motto, “Two wrongs make a right, three rights, make a left.” He is known mostly for his unorthodox methods of taking himself hostage in critical situations, and will often get in heated debates on the topic of the Presidential legacy of James Buchanan. Detective Montana is currently a bachelor after learning that being “Friends with Benefits” does not include Medical, Dental, or a 401(k).