Detective Bob Mortenson

Detective Bob Mortenson

Suave, Debonair, confident, these are all words that describe Detective Joey Love. Detective Bob Mortenson is pretty cool too. Mortenson graduated in the first percentile of his class from Police Academy 2. He’ll answer to “Bob,” he always smells appropriate for the situation, and he’s not one of those people who will bring macaroni salad to a potluck and constantly ask you what you think of it. Bob’s greatest law enforcement accomplishment happened in 1983, when two year old Bob accidentally killed a man while playing with his cousin’s submachine gun. It turned out the man had unpaid parking tickets, so Bob was quickly promoted to Chief of Police, usually an elected position. Bob was fired a year later when he accidentally killed the mayor with his cousin’s submachine gun. Then, he went to Police Academy 2 like I said before.